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 N umber plates in Kenya are issued by the Registrar of Motor vehicles and also stores all the records of vehicles including,  civilian, G.K, parastatals, city/city council and UN bodies. There are five different types of number plates in Kenya and that is civilian, GK, Parastatals, city county and diplomats. 1. Diplomatic numbers  are given to the embassies in the order that they recognized Kenya’s independence. Since Germany was the first country to recognize Kenya’s independence, it was assigned number plate 1 CD. They are red in color and for example, if you come across a number like 3 CD 14 K . The 3 means the country code ( in this case Ethiopia) CD means chattered Diplomat while 14 is given by the respective embassy depending on the rank of the staff, and obviously K stands for Kenya.  So next time you see a diplomatic car ahead of you, you will know who is infront of you. Naff Kenya bloggspot. 

  Kawira Mwangaza is the current governor of Meru. She won elections through independent candidature without the support of neither Kenya kwanza nor Azimio coalition MCAs, MPs, Senators or even the principals. Governor kawira has been accused of gross misconduct by the Meru MCAs for several times and what appears to be a witch hunt endeavor. The MCAs are in a fault finding spree ranging to his husbands involvement in her day to day operations as the governor. I personally do not endorse that but its not an impeachable offence. She is also accused of sending her brother (who also is her body guard) and her sister on a bench making trip to China recently. The real thing is this. The governor ( kawira) mounted a huge campaign on her own Because of this, she owes no one kickbacks and tenders in her government. The powers that be want to remove her because she can't be compromised. They want to replace her with her puppet deputy. Her impeachment motion is before the Kenyan senate and

You would think that the King of England's ride would be a fleet of mercedes or limos but you are wrong.  The UK high commission has requested the service of some young Kenya to put graffiti on some of the Kings motorcade.  This will go along way in promoting the matatu culture in Kenya and around the world. It's insane if you recall a time when the government had actually banned graffiti on vehicles and you would wonder why.  There are quit afew things that makes us special and the matatu culture is one of them. We should protect it at all costs. 

Nuru Okanga joins millions of Pupils sitting their exams today across the country. Nuru decided to join politics and what stood between him and his dreams is his education or lack of it there off.  Nuru okanga the 48 years old has publicly announced that he will be sitting his KCPE in 2023. The standard 3 dropout rose to fame and joined the public fiqure stature after openly criticizing the government and his undying loyalty to Raila Omolo Odinga.  He has been in the fore front of the maandamano and other Azimio activities.   But we have to give it him, Nuru is self made. And he has paid the price. He has been arrested several times due to his political stand. Speaking to Embakasi TV, Nuru said, he is comfortable with scoring atleast 290 marks. Nuru Okanga is currently a blogger and activist at the Jacaranda grounds.  We wish him all the best. 

 Here is a List of the top most Con Men of all times in Kenya.  1. Yesu Wa Tongareni. This is man has guts. He lives in Bungoma and he is a self proclaimed Jesus Son of the most high.  He has renamed all his children and appointed them to be angels.  His wife also doubles up as an angel and a prophet. Yesu wa Tongareni his also appointed his close friends to be prophets.  2. Jehova Wanyonyi. Also from Bungoma, Jehova Wanyonyi is a self proclaimed god. Not just any other God but the most high god. I don,t know how people god this guts but this is pure blasphemy. 3. Mugo Wa Wairimu. Mugo wa wairimu is a con Doctor who operated a health center in Nairobi. He was a mad man who should to drug female patients and raped them later. He was arrested and handed 29 years in prison.  4.  Joshua Waiganjo.  Waiganjo impersonated a senior police office for years, hiring, firing and transferring police officers at will. He would ride in Police helicopters alongside Inspector general of police and cabi

Brian Mwenda Njagi aka " Mike Ross" has hit the headlines after details emerge that he has been serving as an advocate of the high cour of Kenya, despite the fact that he has never attended a single class to study law. Not a degree, not a diploma. Despite his lack of certification and agredition Brian has won 26 cases out of the 35 he has been involved in. To add salt to the injury, Brian Mwenda found his way through LSK ( law society of Kenya) membership and a very outspoken one.  This therefore begs the question, are institutions a place where you go to get papers or the capacity to work. Brian Mwenda has to capacity to work and Excell exceptionaly even without those institutions.  We are all aware that there are people out here who have been to school and got out with distinction but can't find work. They have the papers yes but they remain jobless.  My two cent: There should be an overwhole of the education in Kenya where people are gauged by performance a

We have established the following allegations regarding Akothee and Omosh, ( nikama aliwachwa usiku, usiku WA manane) Omosh the recenty divorced husband to AKOTHEE’s is from Pakistan and not Switzerland as the had earlier claimed.  He runs such long cons and had another wedding in 2021. Akothee has allegedly removed her title Mrs Schewezer From all her social media platforms. And has also deleted a good number of her pictures with Omosh, She has unfollowed Omosh on Instagram. The duo had planned another wedding on September, but it seems like things went left.  In his book, the lambistic two, Kibe had already told us that the whole thing was staged.  Hope the truth will come out soon. 

Carefully read the instructions at  dvprogram.state.gov  to find out if you qualify.  Avoid fakes – Only rely on official U.S. government websites. Sites ending in “.gov” are the only legite source of DV-2025 info. Submit entry at  –  at  dvprogram.state.gov  . There is no any other way. Avoid being fooled or scammed.  Photo must be recent.  – Use a photo taken in between six months others you might be disqualified.  Submit one entry  – individuals with more than one entry in a green card season will be disqualified. List your spouse and young kids – even if they will not be traveling with you. Incorrect or missing information in your entry can mean disqualification – even after you are selected. Keep safe your Confirmation no – Selections will be made in May 2024 using your confirmation no. The website  dvprogram.state.gov/ESC  is the ONLY way to see if you were selected therefore do NOT be fooled by any letter or e-mail announcements; these are scams.

The USA has a special program where you can apply to go live and work in the US. It's commonly know as green card or DV lottery. Over 50000 people get a chance to travel to the USA to live and work there with their families.  The USA green card aka DV lottery will be open from 4th October 2023.  Visit this link and follow all the process and try your luck.  http://dvprogram.state.gov/ Make sure you follow all instructions including the photo requirements for your application to go through. 

Kenya hakuna Pesa? You are the one who does not have the money. This are the most expensive schools in Kenya by Naff Kenya,  1. International School of Kenya. (About Ksh 4.9 M)  Also know as ISK, International school is top of the list of the most expensive schools in 254. With about 1000 students from over 60 countries the school is a non-profit center founded by the USA and Canadian governments.The admission fee is about Kshs 60,000,  one-time capital about Kshs 150,000 for expenses. The tuition fee ranges between 2.5M  for kindergarten and about 4.9M for Grades 11 and 12. Bonoko By Kabi Wa Jesus ft NaffKenya 2.  GreenSteds International school.  Located in Nakuru County about 16km from the CBD, Greensted is the second most expensive school in Kenya.  Playgroup level will pays a fee of KSh 49,500. First and second year, students pay  KShs 131,000, while boarders at the same level pays about KSh 401,000. Grade 12 and 13 boarding students pay KSh 848,000 termly. 3. St Andrew Turi.  S L

Kenya is undoubtedly one of the most know places in the world and so is it's people.  The following Kenyans have made name for themselves and their country by breaking world records and scoping top worldwide awards.  1. Ferdinand Omanyala   Birn in 1996, Ferdinand Omanya, is the firstest man in Kenya and the whole of Africa. He participates in 60, 100 and 200meters competitions. Sprinted 100 meters in just 9.77M 2. President Barack Obama.  Believe it or not, President Barack Obama of the United States Kenyan from then Nyanza province at a small village called Kogelo.  3. Eliud Kipchoge Eliud Kipchoge holds the fastest marathoner of all times. He completed the world's longest marathon of 20kms in just under 2hrs.  4. Professor Wangari Mathai  This iron lady as many used to call her won the prestigious Nobel prize for her efforts in environmental conservations. Due to her efforts, Nairobi can now boasts to be a City with a fully can

Born in 1945 Raila Amolo, Odinga is the current opposition leader in Kenya ( which is not even an official tittle but ) also the former prime minister of Kenya. Over the past years, Raila in his craft as a politician, has accumulated quit a handful of nicknames.  1. Mtu ya maandamano .  A person who resist everything. If it's the government of the day that proposes it, its BAD and calls for demonstrations. 2. Mtu WA mchawi . Mostly attributed but him not frequently visiting church. He once said that Kenya is a pagan nation in a rally. On other occasion he fell on a podium while making a mockery of the Bible.  3. Tinga .  He got this one while he used a tractor as a logo for his party, meaning he had the power to buldoze his way around tough terrains.  4. Nyundo .  Most people don't really know how he got this one but I do. During one of his hyped up campaigns, Raila Odinga was seen ridding a harmer and the githeri media made it a big deal. So that one stuck too.  5.

 2023 Elections were hyped up with both, team Azimio and Team Kenya kwanza promising heaven and earth, or anything that would get them elected.  On this post, we shall concentrate more on the Kenya kwanza side, since they are the ones who won the elections'? Or did they? Hio ni story ya siku ingine.  During the campaigns President Ruto promised Kenyans the following.  1. The price of fuel would go down! Ngai!  The Kenya Kwanza made us believe that the prices were hiked by the then President and his handshake brother as he commonly referred to them. the irony of the matter, is that Ruto did not only promise that prices would go down, but right now, he has actually hiked the prices. What will he blame this no? 2. Dealing with Cartels.   President Ruto used to largely blame the cartels and dynasty for the rampand corruption in the country. he insinuated that he was best placed to fight the cartels to a point that, he made one crazy remark. (nikiweka biblia chini tu hivi, mimi na wao)